FML?

I heard a  teenager say today FML. I had my back to her and the words were so loud to me that I had to even scrunch my face. She proceeded on to say, "They don't have my correct shoe size! FML!"

Okay... what? You're saying FML because of you can't find a correct shoe size? Seriously? Let me give you a list of as to what may be an appropriate time to use this phrase:

1. Your family was killed in an accident. Heck it might even be said if your DOG died in an accident.

2. You were dying of starvation

3. You had a horrible disease. Yes, this could possibly include STDs.

4. You were in Hell, but if you didn't believe in it then you were reincarnated into a rock.

5. You were in a comatose state the rest of your life. Although I don't know how you would be able to say it.

These are just SOME of the times when it would be appropriate to say FML.

Here are some INAPPROPRIATE times of saying it:

1. As stated above because you couldn't find your correct shoe size or pants size. Look in another store then!

2. Reaching the end of a Doritos bag.

3. You missed your favorite show which you happened to have recorded anyways.

4. Someone took your parking spot at Wal-mart which technically wouldn't even be yours to begin with.

5.  Reaching the red light.

6. Your phone died.


Maybe we should be a little more cautious of what we say because honestly if your FMLing ( or FingML)  when the second list of things happen to you then what will you do when the first list of things happen to you?

Oh the generation of today.....